Eta's Top Ten reasons that Athidass doesn't use the Mic!!!

10 ) the obvious, really an 18 yo girl living in his parents basement....
9 ) not as obvious, 18 yo man, living in his parents basement...
8 ) hideous disfiguring accident involving jello, lemon juice and grease, caused his voice to be unusually high-pitched (think Wayne Newton)
7 ) is really Wayne Newton, and he's afraid we'll all get star-struck
6) is really an Elvis impersonator, and can't stop saying thank ya, thank ya very much every other sentence, irl
5 ) is a show-girl in Las Vegas, but pretends to be a financial dood living on the East Coast, is afraid we'll hear the casino noise
4) is afraid we'll make fun of him for his choice of raid music (Muskrat Love, by Captain & Tennille)
3 ) refuses to use Mic to piss Eta off....
2 ) is afraid of making bodily noises whilst talking, since he has uncontrollable gas issues...





















1 ) is a jerk-face-dood

I'm vothing for #3, and am considering doing the same in the near future. =) k thx

I like Captain & Tenille.

It's always been #3...

I don't believe its #3, I think its the Muskrat Love one.